1971 Ford Torino

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So grab a paper bag, breathe into it and calm your ass down. You're hyperventilating because you ain't never seen a deal like this before. Now collect yourself, then keep reading this incredible description that barely serves to do justice to my Ford Torino. Also known as the greatest car that the Carolina's have ever had the privilege of existing around. What makes this car so much better than every other car that has ever been driven? Glad you asked. It starts with the paint scheme. It looks like The Incredible Hulk if The Incredible Hulk were a car. That's bold, son. Curb appeal. The interior has been completely redone, including the seats. My taint had a love/hate relationship with this particular bit of the machine so I had them recovered. Before that they smashed my prostate and has likely rendered fatherhood impossible. But let's face it, I'd rather have a car than another kid. What else? Let's talk about that 351 Cleveland four barrel for a second. It's as gnarly as it is exotic. Like the tropical, saw-toothed platypus. Which is a species that doesn't even exist. Fortunately this crazy ass engine does. It was rebuilt in 2016 so if you've never driven a classic car like this before, maybe it's time to move along, young sir because this car doesn't offer any respite. What this car does offer is a one-way ticket to legits-ville. Find a bowling ball. Then find another one. Your nuts must be at least that big to even consider making this car the dreamiest object to ever take up too much space in your driveway. But you'll be filled with joy once you drive this piece of American-made automotive excellence. Nick, the paint's a little dinged up. Yeah, well, that's called real life. It comes at you fast, bro. Besides, you really want this glimmering, shimmering sex machine catching the eye of some small time thief? Consider the lived-in feel a natural crime deterrent. If this car were denim jeans, it'd be called "de-stressed" and you'd be paying extra for the privilege. I'm not gonna charge you extra for it, though. Cause I'm not trying to take advantage of you. But you should take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. But aren't you sad about selling the greatest car on earth? No. When you drive this car once it permanently eliminates your ability to feel sad about anything ever again. Even for little puppies who are afraid to walk down the stairs, because the stairs...they're so big, and they're so little. Puppies who are young but have already discovered the world to be a cold, unforgiving place. But you won't give a shit about it because you'll be driving your awesome new car living the dream. Nick, is this car returnable? No. Why? Because this car is the shit and you won't need to. And you've just learned something else about me. That's right, my name is Nick. And your name is lucky sonofagun if you make the best choice of your life and pay me cold, hard cash for this ridiculously cool car. 1971 Ford Torino Convertible GT 351 Cleveland 4-barrel. (upgraded to a 4-barrel when it was rebuilt so stop typing) Rebuilt engine and transmission in 2016. Approx. 300 miles on it since then. Daily driver if you want it to be. Redone interior, new convertible top, shocks, leaf springs, and windshield over the last few years. Flow Master pipes - great sound. Memphis speakers in the kick plates and two 24" subwoofers in trunk. Great patina. This car is 50 years old and has never been frame-off restored. Typical surface rust. Wear and tear of 50-years of driving around having a blast in a convertible.
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